Anatomically correct woman turtle figurine x-rated

Now I know why my Mom told me to never put a turtle on it's back!!! This little glazed ceramic turtle looks like any other little unassuming turtle figurine until you put her on her back. She has all her female parts shining for the world to see! I must have missed this chapter in biology class!! Measures 3 1/2" long and is 2 1/4" wide. She is very detailed, much more than the photo shows (due to the camera flash). No chips or repairs. I have another (different color) but shes a girl also. Would make a cute pair, they just can't legally marry in California! ;)